top of page

FOLLOW THE BLECH

Because Blogging is for Winners

If you are beaten down, welcome to The Blech. I'm not going to make you follow another blog. I'm lazy and you are tired. Grab your reading glasses and click on that tiny "f" at the bottom of the page. When you arrive at your Destination, hit Follow. You are officially a Blechee. If you don't have your reading glasses, go to Facebook and type in Amy Ashlyn Cohen.

Let's grab some sheet cake and raise our forks in solidarity. 

​

Rules for The Blech

We are beaten down enough so let's not do it to each other.

Beautiful People Only
Your body casing is already beautiful. If you are hideously ugly on the inside, walk your beastly, cloven hooves outta here. 

Funny People Be Gone
I don't need the competition. See - I am funny because I was only kidding. Bring us your hilarious, your dull and listless. If you never type one letter and prefer stalking us through virtual trees, it's cool.


Your Opinion Really is Like an Asshole 

Assholes serve the purpose of releasing biodegradable nourishment unto our land; however, that which nurtures becomes a rotting, steaming pile of shit. We all have them along with our political, religious and generic versus brand name ketchup beliefs but let's keep it fresh and clean on The Blech.


Rule Breakers 

I probably like you but will bid you adieu. I like these other people too and they really don't like you. Peer pressure is a real thing. 

College.jpg
The Blech: Bio
bottom of page